mmg’s Reason Why Not
March 13th, 2009
Stretched vagina. Ew!
This post was submitted by mmg.
March 10th, 2009
Applications.
Private school, financial aid, even bloody nursery school! Bah!
February 23rd, 2009
Money.
Kids are super expensive. Diapers, onesies, bottles, wipes, medicine, doctor visits, formula, baby food, daycare, car insurance, etc ad nauseum. I’m barely solvent as a SINK, I can’t imagine paying for a little poo machine too.
February 19th, 2009
I genuinely hate children.
I can tolerate kids that are just learning to speak, but once they get to that “won’t-ever-shut-the-hell-up-for-five-seconds” stage, I’d probably do something unspeakable.
This post was submitted by Terrified of Tiny Pirates.
February 17th, 2009
Sleep! I wouldn’t be able to function on that little sleep.
This post was submitted by Jamie.