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jr’s Reason Why Not

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:24:59 +0000

What happens if you have 2 kids, you’re in a crowded public place, and they both run away from you in opposite directions? Which one do you chase? How do you decide? What if you chase one, and lose the other one forever?

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Gerome’s Reason Why Not

Gerome — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:53:25 +0000

I don’t want children because everyone I know that has a child is less happy than I am. That has to mean something, right? And the truth is, I’m not even all that happy to begin with!

It seems to me that when you have a child you give up your happiness to make the child happy. But wait- does anyone know a teenager who is actually happy?

So tell me, why in the world does anyone even have kids? Because I sure as fuck can’t figure it out.

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mmg’s Reason Why Not

mmg — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:35:00 +0000

Stretched vagina. Ew!

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Terrified’s Reason Why Not

Terrified of Tiny Pirates — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:26:43 +0000

I genuinely hate children.

I can tolerate kids that are just learning to speak, but once they get to that “won’t-ever-shut-the-hell-up-for-five-seconds” stage, I’d probably do something unspeakable.

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Jamie’s Reason Why Not

Jamie — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:32:18 +0000

Sleep! I wouldn’t be able to function on that little sleep.

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