Reason #12

March 30th, 2009

Travel plans are exponentially more complicated.  I am concerned that I won’t have a good time.  Forget being responsible for some kid(s) who probably wouldn’t appreciate visiting St. Peter’s Bascilica.

Reason #11

March 10th, 2009

Applications.

Private school, financial aid, even bloody nursery school!  Bah!

Reason #10

February 23rd, 2009

Money.

Kids are super expensive.  Diapers, onesies, bottles, wipes, medicine, doctor visits, formula, baby food, daycare, car insurance, etc ad nauseum.  I’m barely solvent as a SINK, I can’t imagine paying for a little poo machine too.

Reasons #9a and #9b

February 12th, 2009

Other kids.

Other parents.