The Unsuckled Teat

All the things you have to give up – and I’m not just talking about lunchmeat and sushi.  I’m talking about allergy meds, painkillers, caffeine, etc.  I barely survive the green and growing seasons with my generic Claritin; I can’t imagine the suffering my fetus would encounter if I had to go without.  Anyone know what it feels like to have a fetus sneeze?  I’d go with “not good”.