The Unsuckled Teat

All the things you have to give up – and I’m not just talking about lunchmeat and sushi.  I’m talking about allergy meds, painkillers, caffeine, etc.  I barely survive the green and growing seasons with my generic Claritin; I can’t imagine the suffering my fetus would encounter if I had to go without.  Anyone know what it feels like to have a fetus sneeze?  I’d go with “not good”.

What happens if you have 2 kids, you’re in a crowded public place, and they both run away from you in opposite directions?  Which one do you chase? How do you decide?  What if you chase one, and lose the other one forever?

This post was submitted by jr.